Which means about as much as my 8-year-old self declaring every other day “Opposite Day” to get out of being wrong about things. I’m not going to belabor the point with a long essay, but haven’t we had enough of the International/National _____ Days? I wrote about it back in February 2013 for Bon Appetit and I’ve seen a lot of other articles on the same topic since. It’s a marketing ploy and it’s stupid. STOP CREATING FAKE HOLIDAYS, MARKETERS. That it all. Rant over.