Sunsets are disgusting. Just awful wastes of everyone’s time and energy. “Oh look! The Earth is turning!” Who cares? Nobody. In fact, the sunsets down here in Fiji are even worse than normal because everyone stops what they’re doing to watch. So stupid. We could all be doing something productive with our time instead of watching these time-wasters. Oil changes. Taxes. Dusting. These are all much better uses of our time.

In an effort to convince you of how silly sunsets are, I’m posting the worst sunsets I’ve ever seen from down here on Turtle Island in Fiji.