I was going to put up a post about the new FDA regulations requiring calorie counts on most menus in the next year and how that will affect airlines, but I’m already bored just thinking about it. Instead, I came up with snarky new slogans for airlines. You guys like snark, right?
Delta Airlines
“It’s spelled DEvaLuATion for a reason.”
United Airlines
“Get in your seat, people, we’re already late.”
American Airlines
“Free upgrades? Hahahahahahahahahaha”
JetBlue
“Late arrival? We blue it again!”
Virgin America
“Yes, we know our name sounds like a porn site.”
Southwest
“You are now free to sit next to a fat guy.”
Alaska Airlines
“HAVE YOU SEEN OUR PANCAKE ROBOTS?!?”
Allegient Air
“When we say delayed, we mean cancelled.”
Frontier
“Are you flying through Denver? Why aren’t you making eye contact with me?”
Hawaiian Airlines
“Maximum Density of Hawaiian Shirts Guaranteed!”
Spirit Airlines
“You’ve Made a Terrible Mistake.”
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You realize that airlines are exempt from the meal calorie regulation, right?
Didn’t even write about it, dude. No need to quibble.