Are you tired of overpriced caesar salads and under-seasoned chicken sandwiches? If you’re flying through LAX’s Tom Bradley International Terminal (TBIT), you can say goodbye to the same-old same-old and say privet to Petrossian, the ultra-luxe caviar house that just opened a satellite location today inside the TBIT. Now you can enjoy caviar from around the world as well as an entire Russian liquor cabinet’s worth of vodka and champagne.

While I love their smoked fish platter, I think the real winner is the“Caviar in the Air†picnic pack, which includes caviar, blinis, and crème fraîche inside your very own insulated carry-on Petrossian pouch. Just watch your seatmate’s jaw drop when you start making Tsar Imperial Ossetra blinis while he’s chomping on a Clif bar.

From the press release:

Saluting the traditions of the celebrated caviar house, Petrossian at LAX is set to offer over 20 vodkas and top shelf champagne to pair with the 93-year old company’s extensive international varieties of luxury caviar. Patrons are invited to enjoy items such as Petit Petrossian, 12 g of Transmontanus Caviar served with classic accoutrements and blini; the Cutting Board, which includes cured meats, cheeses, mustard, quince jam, house-made pickled vegetables, and honeycomb; the Smoked Fish Platter of sturgeon, halibut, salmon carpaccio, sardines rillettes, whitefish salad, and trout dip served with crème fraîchè, lemon, caperberries, and toast points; Caviar Flatbread topped with crème fraîche, chives, red onion, capers, and chopped egg; or the Roe Sampler of pike, trout and salmon roe served with toast, blinis, and crème fraîche.

For jetsetters looking to purchase last minute gifts or gourmet culinary mementos, a selection of Parisian-smoked salmon, smoked sturgeon, and smoked scallops; charcuterie such as Berkshire Pork Truffle Salami, Duck Salami, and French Basque-style Sausage; and French candies like Pate de Fruits, Calissons de Provence, Cognac Pearls, and Chocolate with Orange Nougat Bar are available for onsite shopping.

Now you can skip Duty-Free because Petrossian’s got your back.